6 reviews by Boss hog..
Super Monaco GP
2002-12-09
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Boss Hog
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Ha, ha, very funny. Lets all pretend this is a good game so some poor fucker spends his last pennies buying this waste of cupboard space. Come on what if this person comes from some third world country where labour is exploited and he has worked for months none stop to buy this for his hungry children for x-mas/birthday whatever?
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Impossible Mission
2002-12-09
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Boss Hog
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impossible mission, mission impossible, is this a coincidence or just a remarkable play on words that leads you into the kafkaesque world of intrigue, robotics and 'shock therepy' punishment?
How Ironic that sega choose their limited 8 bit platform on which to release this masterful stroke of amateur computer genius. Surely questions of infinity and paradox arise from the lead characters use of computers in the game?
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Alien Syndrome
2002-12-07
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Boss Hog
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Poor, very poor. I don't think I could play it for long enough to see if this is difficult. I am sure I am not just saying this because we are in the age of X-boxes etc, this would have been bad back in the day. If you look at games like Predator 2 or Time Soldiers you can see that they could have done alot better with the limited sega hardware.
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Alien Syndrome
2002-12-07
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Boss Hog
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Poor, very poor. I don't think I could play it for long enough to see if this is difficult. I am sure I am not just saying this because we are in the age of X-boxes etc, this would have been bad back in the day. If you look at games like Predator 2 or Time Soldiers you can see that they could have done alot better with the limited sega hardware.
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Global Defense
2002-12-05
From:
Boss hog
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Yes, this game is the shit! The controls make it that little bit more technical than the average shooter...they make you feel like you really are some sort of geezer controlling a satallite or something...I said Bomber Raid was one of the best shooters on the SMS but from a personal point of view Global Defense possibly better. I have finished it but still keep coming back to try and get better high scores...sad really.
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Operation Wolf
2002-09-26
From:
Boss Hog
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All you little wannabee soldier boys can get on your knees and start rimming each other like you know you want to. By the way in case the meaning of the word rimming is beyond you, it means licking around your lovers anus...
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